April 2011
19 posts
It confuses me that the internet has created this bizarre reaction in my brain. This is normal for us these days, as Children of the Internet, but every once in a while I stop to think about how strange it is. …that I can seriously sit here and think, “lah dee blah….OH THAT WAS SOMEWHAT CLEVER…we must enter it into a small box in a computer screen to share it with the world...
Apr 22nd
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“If you ask a human being what makes his flesh creep more, a bat or a bomb, he...”
–  Margaret Atwood, “My Life As A Bat”
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 15th
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via culturalcloseup) (via andria) oh my fucking god (via innocuously)
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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The Day's Events
The same (rumored rich) old lady who comes in at least every other day and switches, covers or removes tags and stickers did not understand that the three glass pseudocrystal Christmas tea candle holders were not meant to come with the candles and so were definitely not $1.97. Nope. A woman whacked her small child upside the head with a bag of some sort in order to make him stop crying (or so I...
Apr 5th
Turds.
Apr 5th